Fart Talk

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

NGL alot of fart talk on this one. We do talk about other stuff, but mostly farts.

Transcript

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0:00.0	We're in the mother-fucking building baby. Oh my God. Let's go dude.
0:04.0	We're in baby. The assess is failing.
0:09.0	What is the aesus?
0:10.0	Aesus? I think the Chikoms hacked my aesus dude. Who? I think the chikoms hacked my Aesus dude.
0:13.0	Who?
0:14.0	I think the Chikoms, the Chinese communists?
0:15.0	You think the the commies are?
0:17.0	I think I've heard Chikoms before.
0:19.0	I don't know what it means.
0:20.0	No, it's something bad.
0:21.0	No, it's something bad.
0:22.0	Not I've not heard.
0:23.0	Jones is always like, oh, no, the Joy Combs.
0:26.0	Oh, wow.
0:27.0	Oh, wait, you're getting slings from Alex Jones?
0:29.0	Pretty much, yeah.
0:30.0	So it's probably not.
0:31.0	I'm just shooting at the hip.
0:32.0	It's probably not our best.
0:32.8	I think they sent some Huawei waves at my a su student took it out.
0:37.5	I've never even heard of the brand of computer you have.
0:40.8	I've never seen one other person with an aces,
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