Fart Court! | DeAndre Hopkins to visit Patriots | The Golden Age of Daily Show - 6/9 (Hour 3)
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
(00:00) A new edition of FART COURT!
(20:02) Ian Rapoport reports that DeAndre Hopkins is scheduled for a visit with the Patriots next week.
(32:26) The Golden Age of the Daily Show.
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| 0:00.0 | B-Pod Studios |
| 0:03.0 | We are the toucher merch radio show |
| 0:16.6 | and occasionally it's time to drop the silly nonsense and get down to business, |
| 0:25.2 | the business of law, the business of justice. |
| 0:29.5 | And that means it's time for... |
| 0:35.1 | Smear ye, smear ye! |
| 0:39.2 | Odour in the court court that's a new one |
| 0:41.3 | the smeary you haven't used that one yet |
| 0:44.8 | you had me on short notice |
| 0:48.0 | oh my god |
| 0:50.6 | well first of all we |
| 0:52.2 | somebody steal his laptop from the |
| 0:54.0 | that's that's from the dome, we have to have... Somebody steal his laptop from the... That's from the dome, maybe. Okay. You have to have a case of the missing robe. My brown robe was obviously used to cover up someone's mistake. Where is your robe? I don't know. Is there not one of the... Only two robes? By the way, Nick, well done, just leaving it in a grocery bag. Like, sitting here, like, for... It has not been put away. These are very high-quality, expensive robes and wigs and gavels. You get locked up for five days. The next thing you know, they've taken your robe. It's made out of the finest plastic. Come on, Nick. |
| 1:28.7 | You can't leave anything. |
| 1:31.4 | Do that. |
| 1:33.0 | Harts is in session. |
| 1:34.2 | That's right. |
| 1:35.3 | Well, robe or not, we're not going to let it slow us down. |
| 1:39.2 | Yep. |
| 1:40.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:40.5 | As so, Rich, we have, the court has been presented new evidence to decide. |
| 1:48.6 | It is good that we have all the queef justices back as well, all three of us here. |
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