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Am I the Jerk?

Farmer Karen DEMANDS MY COW so she can get FREE MILK... cuz Milk is "Too Expensive"

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen comes to our dairy farm demanding to buy one of our calves,

0:04.4

claiming that it's too expensive to buy the milk that we were selling and that she would just

0:08.2

rather raise a cow herself just so she could get free milk. And when she explained this to me,

0:12.9

I was blown away by her stupidity and her level of entitlement. Here's what happened.

0:17.6

So for a little bit of background, my grandma works on a medium-sized dairy farm as a kind of

0:22.7

manager of sorts. And I help her out from time to time. We have a thing called milk filling

0:28.2

station and it's basically a vending machine where you can buy fresh milk from us and it's one

0:32.2

euro per liter. We're located on a hill a little outside a small village and surrounded by

0:37.1

meadows and the forest. So we do get some hikers or families on a nice walk from time to time,

0:42.7

especially on the weekends. And they usually look at our cows and buy some milk. One shift here usually

0:47.9

includes four people. Everyone has different jobs to do. So most of the time you're just alone

0:52.6

doing your task and my job is essential for the milking process as it includes bringing the cows

0:57.9

to the milking station and then back to their herds. So as I've mentioned, I'm alone most of the time

1:03.4

just doing my thing and getting it done, running around inside the farm. It is a restricted area.

1:08.7

We have signs up since it can be quite dangerous but the gates are open to make work a little bit easier

1:14.0

and for ventilation. So theoretically everyone could walk in. Still I was kind of surprised when I

1:20.0

in the midst of literally shoveling cow waste were met with a rather annoying sound behind me.

1:24.8

It was a sound of somebody clearing their throat to try and get my attention. I turned around

1:28.9

shovels still in hand and I saw a woman maybe in her 30s standing there right before me. She

1:34.5

being way too overdressed to be seen anywhere near a farm. She also didn't look like she was on

1:39.7

a casual walk with her family or at least I wouldn't do one in high heels like she was wearing.

1:44.4

She was looking at me rather angrily and I immediately knew that this was probably the day I'd

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