Hello, Gearheads, and welcome to another episode of the Blind Mic Project.

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Now let's give it up for a host who needs no introduction, but likes to have one anyway.

A man whose insight, wit, and charm entertain us week after week.

Blind Mike Geary!

Settlement, thank you.

I just want to get out ahead of it before we get any comments about it.

The countdown annoyed me more than it did you, books.

Don't, that was...

What? I don't know why it was just my name over and over again.

But very... I'm very... the man who worked on that countdown, so diligently, I'm very excited

to introduce, because try and get past it, folks, we're going to do a show as we always do

today.

I know the question that will be on all of your mind, of course, is where's Craig?

That's what people tune in for.

They're worried that Craig's not here.

I assure you he's doing something above board.

He's very busy with doing appropriate adult things.

And so filling in for him, as always, is my pal hack ride.

What's up, buddy?

Hello.

Hi, Griggers.

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