Fantasy Five-a-Side: Dane Baptiste
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 30 October 2019
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Jim is joined by the star of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and 8 Out of 10 Cats, Dane Baptiste, as he steps up as player-manager of his dream five-a-side team.
With a particularly impressive balance of quality and outright skullduggery, Dane’s side is revealed among tales of dad-vendettas, the low quality of British football nicknames and training ground recreations of Goodfellas.
Warning: features a highly creative use of the substitute rule and some of the finest abs known to mankind.
This episode was recorded on 17th September 2019.
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| 0:58.8 | his very own sitcom, Sunny D, it's Daneback Teased. |
| 1:01.6 | Hello, hello, Jim. |
| 1:02.6 | Hey man, welcome to the studio, Dan. |
| 1:04.5 | Thank you, it's a nice studio. |
| 1:05.5 | It is, it's fun, isn't it? |
| 1:06.8 | It's good, it's well padded, it's well ventilated as well. |
| 1:09.6 | I like it. |
| 1:10.6 | Thanks, man. |
| 1:11.6 | How was this during the heat wave? |
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