Hello, this is Reesies the Wise, and...

This is Old Snickerdoodle

And welcome to another edition of

Chamber of Knowledge

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Snickadoodle

So why are we here, Reese's?

Tell the boys and girls.

Today is the Feast of Ages.

So we were going to read some parchments about the land of Darinose and Orkspire.

Yes, yes, we are.

The Feast of Ages is a holiday, probably not too different than yours.

It's where we get together and everybody eats a lot of food.

And drinks?

Drinks wine?

There's plenty of wine and smoke of the old wizard weed, aka Danksgiving, as we like to call it.

We call it shanksgiving in Davernose, because lots of people get shanked.

Oh, yes, shanksgiving, I am familiar.

That is in a part of Orksby, a small portion of people celebrate that.

A small minority, but a vocal one.

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