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you? Riesies is where are you? Hey everybody. Welcome to fantasy fiction.

My name is Dominic.

My name is Josh.

And today we are talking about paladins and giants.

I don't know why I said mine like an old man, but...

Well, you know, I guess there's different types of giants.

That's probably old man giants.

Speaking of giants, you had to run in with one this week.

I did.

Gosh, tell me.

I was over at our good friend, Zane Bowers' house for the Christmas holiday on the Christmas Eve, and a 200-year-old oak tree fell on their house, and the power line hit my car and fucked my car all up.

So, Merry Christmas, Christmas time, you piece of shitty fuck.

Must have been a bad boy this year. Apparently, I was so bad that a tree needed to almost kill me.

Like, it would have killed people. Like, it would have. Everyone's okay, though, right? Yeah, everyone's fine.

We went outside and, like, the tree was on fire

because, like, the fucking line

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