Before you listen to this BBC podcast, I'd like to introduce myself.

My name's Stevie Middleton and I'm a BBC Commissioner for a load of sport podcasts.

I'm lucky to do that at the BBC because I get to work with a leading journalist, experienced

pundits and the biggest sport stars.

Together we bring you untold stories and fascinating insights straight from the players'

mouths.

But the best thing about doing this at the BBC is our unique access to the sport world.

What that means is that we can bring you podcasts that create a real connection to

dedicated sports fans across the UK.

So if you like this podcast, head over to BBC Sounds where you'll find plenty more.

Some hummus and crudite, pep can only dream of reaching ABB's level one day.

Listen, I'm not the head of the BBC, but I'd fire a little email or letter across it.

It's affecting your commentary now.

What's he doing?

I really am liking getting to know you for a start.

His team is called Tamparam, Pamparam.

Lingard Outs.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dave, did he watch them against Burnley in the match?

No chances that the West Hamer Lingard took a knife through butter.

Come on, Bruce.

Get off the shandys.

Have a couple of shots.

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