All right, so we're going to have this in a serious manner, no trolling, and I want you to hear the sales pitch.

And if the nerd portion of Pistons fan base wants to call up and yell and scream like they've got an answer.

God bless because I don't know how you have an answer with your head firmly

planted up your. So here we go. This draft blows. It's awful.

This is one of the worst drafts unless 25 years of the league.

The Pistons are destitute.

They're the Flint Tropics at the end of the movie when the commissioner comes in and says even if you win tonight

we're not letting you in the NBA you may as well trade coffee black to the spurs

so you're destitute. You're tired of losing, you got Kaid, who you got hit on a rookie extension,

and you got to start winning games. Guys like Durin, Ivy, Caid, you want to throw beef stew in there, you want to throw sasser in there, you want to throw

Sir Thompson in there. Guys, these guys have got to start experiencing real basketball or this thing truly

goes to the bottom of the Mariana trench. Now, we all know

LeBron wants to play with Ronnie. In a way I view the fifth pick as being

whatever. No I don't want to take Michael

Tellum's client. No I'm not going to make some impassioned pound the table case for

anybody here's why. If you take the best player available you're going to be

trading someone

Donovan clinging is the best player at five great you're trading during

oh well what about rob dillingham? Great, you're trading Jade Nivey. See, you can't, you're at a point now, you've

been bad for so long, you have people that are placeholders in every spot.

So who would you trade if you took the guide that I want them to take?

Dalton Connect.

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