Podcast One presents the Steve Austin show Classics.

Alright everybody let's kick his mother fucking in the year.

I want to say thank you to all the sponsors.

Keep the show on the air for free and allow me to open up two cans.

I bought you a woo-pass for y'all every single week and that's what we're doing today.

As you guys have sent me some questions and some bullshit to talk about

and that's what you guys did but speaking of bullshit man.

I've been on that diet y'all been hearing about me on that diet

and I got up this morning and it's every time I wake up I go away myself in the morning

and I take a big piss you know make sure to get all the urine out of my system

because you know a bladder full of piss can weigh about a pound to two pounds

and that'll fuck with your head when you wake up everything you were the next day before

because you diet ain't working so always take a piss for away myself

and got on a damn scale.

Now mind you this old school scale y'all know and that I set on the podcast

that the barbeque pit outside is about a 1962 model.

It's got three flicker flames on it and it's hard to cook on so I ain't used it

since that first day I used it.

Well the scale in the bathroom is about the size of the paper plate that I'm using

right now to write my notes on.

Y'all know how big your paper plate is?

It ain't very big that's how big the scale is.

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