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slash call Conan. Okay, let's get started. Hey, everybody. Conan O'Brien here, and we're going to try something a little different in this short time that I've been doing, Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I've just

been delighted. I'm having an absolute blast, and it's working. I'm actually making some nice

bonds and friendships with a lot of different people. But what occurred to me is all these people

have one thing in common. They're celebrities. And I thought it might be nice to try making friends with average folk,

people out there in the world. Civilians, not celebrities. Just talk to the people who make

this great country we call the United States America, or even people from other countries. It doesn't matter. Let's just talk to the people who make this great country we call the United States America, or even

people from other countries. It doesn't matter. Let's just talk to some regular folk and then

hope, hope desperately that they become celebrities. That's the concept. What do you guys think,

Matt? Yeah, I'm always.... Why is, why is that horrible?

It's very important to me that eventually they become celebrities.

So you don't have time for anybody that would live their whole life as a regular Joe.

As a folk.

Who would do that?

What kind of monster would choose that life?

No, seriously, I really do, I do want to, and especially, I have to say a lot of this comes out of this last year.

Let's get outside this bubble, this celebrity bubble that we're trapped in.

I'm not trapped in a celebrity bubble.

No, I'm not even adjacent to it.

Oh, God, no, I didn't mean either of you.

Oh, God, no, no. Oh, please. Oh, God, no. I didn't mean either of you. Oh, God, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

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