Scalding hot potatoes, massive farts on screen, and sleeping with Chinese spies.

I mean, what more could Californians want?

Okay, guys, I saw a comment the other day and they were like, Brett, these intros keep getting more outrageous.

That's not me. That is not on me. That is on the content that these politicians are putting out, that these people on social media are doing. I am just here to offer that to you in an entertaining way. So it's not my fault that the intros are more outrageous. It is simply what is happening in our world. Anyway, what I am here to tell you about today is the fact that I need a full on TV show about the

upcoming gubernatorial race in California because per usual, this might be the greatest

entertainment that we get all year, unless, of course, you live in California and in that

case, thoughts and prayers.

Now, before we dive into this story, I want to tell you about something that is extremely

exciting. Now, as you guys might remember, back in January, we launched a subscription platform called Cooper Confidential. Many of you guys are members. This is where you were going to get additional content. You would also be able to watch ad-free versions of the show. But as you might know, we have kind of been dark on there for the last couple of months. And that is because we've been working on something behind the scenes. As you guys know, my goal for this year was to become as independent as possible. I wanted to own every single thing that I was doing and make sure that I had touched all of it and made it as great as possible for all of you guys. So behind the scenes, we have been building a new subscription platform from the ground up. This is not a YouTube subscription. This is not partnered with anyone else. This is not a Patreon. This is something that

we built ground up just for you guys because I just wasn't happy with all the options out there.

And I wanted to give you guys a great experience and make something that I was excited about

engaging with. And we have done that. So the existing Cooper Confidential members have already been migrating over. They are loving it. The good reviews are in. Also, we have behind the scenes content ready for you guys, already waiting there for you. We have my birth story. We have different farm vlogs. You're going to be having new behind the scenes, vlogs, and content coming every single week. So if you are interested in that kind of stuff and ad-free episodes, that is your place. We will link it below. Cooper Confidential, new and improved. I am so hyped. Thank you guys for being patient. And I hope you love it. I hope you're super excited about it. All right, let's just dive on into this story because we are about a year out from this upcoming election in California because Gavin Newsom

timed out, done, he cannot run again. Thank God for California. However, I just said thank God,

praise that Gavin Newsom will no longer be governor. I don't know if his replacement options are that

great. Like you might be better off just keeping Gavin Newsom because this is genuinely insane. Like unfortunately for California, their top contenders are Katie Porter and Eric Swalwell,

two of the most insane, unlikable people in all of politics. I mean, both of them are basically

buffoonish cartoon villains at this point. Somebody posted this yesterday and said,

40 million people and the two most likely individuals to become governor of California are a dude who fell for a Chinese honeypot and a woman who poured scalding mashed potatoes on her husband's head cooked.

Absolutely cooked. I mean, when it comes to Katie Porter's husband, he is literally cooked. The top of his head was cooked. Poor man. And no, that story is not fake.

We will be getting into that a little bit later. But comedy level, like sitcom level, terrible

wife, soccer mom, Karen, Katie Porter could be California's next governor. So let's just go ahead

and start with her because she was going viral last month. She is an interesting character to

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