We got a lot to cover today.

Yep.

Some fan sent in a painting of my face with a note attached.

I don't know what's on the note.

We're going to read it.

Promises to be entertaining.

Before you say anything about it, I think he did a great job.

I disagree.

Nice painting.

I disagree.

It makes my nose, which I'm already self-conscious about, look far too large.

Fan Jerry left behind a Mike's Harder, Blood Orange.

I just, we found this moments before the podcast.

This wasn't planted.

It wasn't.

I didn't find this in the kitchen or the refrigerator and bringing it here.

And I don't even know what this is.

What the fuck?

That is so much Copenhagen. Is that legal? Why did he need so many cans? There are three cans of Copenhagen in a larger, four in a larger Copenhagen suck. It's like when you're a gum addict and you have a 10 pack of dentine ice, but it's chewing tobacco, so it seems darker somehow.

I think he was thinking long term? Was this in an investment for him? He's like, you know, if I buy five, I'll save 35 cents per can. I don't think Fan Jerry's much of an investor. He did tell us this weekend, Leo, that he hasn't cooked a meal in a year, and every meal he eats is ordered through DoorDash.

Right.

Which means, let me tally this up real quick.

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