Guess what, Mango?

What's that, Will?

So I know you and I both fly a lot, and if there's one thing I definitely know about you,

it's that you love flying.

Right, because I just have the best travel luck in the world, right?

You know, I don't know if this is something we've mentioned on the show, but it's actually

pretty baffling to me, like how bad your travel luck has been

over the years. Like, there are times you'll be flying out of Chicago or something, and then I'll

check in with you just to see if you've made it home, and you'll say something like, I'm in Milwaukee,

it's a long story. And I don't know anybody that can pull that off in the way that you do. Or there was even the time we were flying

out of Cleveland at the same time. Both of us were there. We were on different sides of the airport.

Now, somehow my flight took off, and on the other side of the airport, they told your plane that

the airport was closing down because of the wind, I think. Which is a true story. Like, that

really happened. In fact, sometimes when you write me to see where I am, I think. Which is a true story. Like, that really happened.

In fact, sometimes when you write me to see where I am, I don't even want to respond.

Yes, I know.

As long as it's entertaining for others.

Oh, it definitely is entertaining.

But, you know, I was thinking about the fact that you and I are most often traveling solo and for work purposes. And it's funny how when you do something so frequently,

it's pretty easy just to go through the motions, not really think about what's going on around you.

And part of that may be because half the time, I know I'm flying at such a crazy early hour.

And I'm kind of half asleep when I'm there. But as you know, last week, Georgia and I flew up to Toronto so that I could officiate a

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