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MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark & Mysterious Stories

Fan Favorite - "Murder by the Slice"

MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark & Mysterious Stories

MrBallen

Mysterious, Storytelling, Strange, Dark, True Crime, Mrballen, True Story

4.930.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Today's story is a fan favorite that was previously published as Episode 269. On a spring night in 2009, a middle aged married couple was closing up the local pizza place they ran in a small Virginia mountain town. The husband walked to the back of the restaurant and grabbed a large bucket of ice. He carried the bucket out the back door, and dumped the ice into the grass. He stood up and felt the cool breeze on his face – it was a nice change from the hot pizza ovens he’d been working around all night. But then, he heard screaming coming from inside the restaurant. Without thinking, he dropped the bucket, and rushed back inside. But when he discovered what was happening, all he could do was turn around and run for his life.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's episode is a fan favorite. The audio and the story has been remastered for today's

0:04.8

episode. On a spring night in 2009, a middle-aged married couple was closing up the local

0:12.6

pizza place they ran in a small Virginia mountain town. The husband walked to the back of the restaurant

0:17.4

and grabbed a large bucket of ice. He carried the bucket out the back door and dumped the ice into the grass. He stood up and for a moment he just felt the cool breeze

0:25.5

on his face. It was a nice change from the hot pizza ovens he'd been working around all night.

0:30.3

But then, right before he turned to go back inside, he heard screaming coming from inside

0:35.2

the restaurant. Without hesitation, he dropped the bucket and ran inside.

0:39.5

But when he discovered what was happening in there, all he could do was turn and run for his life.

0:45.1

But before we get into that story, if you're a fan of the Strange, Dark, and Mysterious delivered in story format,

0:50.9

then you've come to the right podcast because that's all we do and we upload twice a week,

0:55.2

once on Monday and once on Thursday. So if that's of interest to you, tell the follow button

1:00.0

you have a hilarious joke and then spend 20 minutes on the setup, but then never give them the

1:05.2

punchline. Okay, let's get into today's story.

1:52.8

Okay. Okay, let's get into today's story. On Sunday night, March 29th, 2009, 48-year-old Valerie Looney pulled a fresh hot pizza from an oven at Pizza Plus, a busy restaurant in a small mountain town in Taswell County, Virginia.

2:00.0

Valerie slid the pizza onto a serving tray and then walked around the front counter and delivered it to a booth filled with local police officers.

2:03.5

The officers thanked Valerie by name and then dug into their pizza.

2:08.1

Valerie checked on the other diners, who had filled up almost all of the booths inside the restaurant, and then afterward she headed around the front counter and went back into the kitchen.

2:12.6

And there she saw her husband, Harvey, standing by one of the pizza ovens.

2:16.7

Valerie was short with crop brown hair,

2:18.8

and Harvey was a big guy with gray hair and a bushy beard. But despite the huge differences in

2:23.3

their physical appearances, everybody who knew them thought they had always looked perfect together.

2:28.3

Harvey pointed to the clock hanging on the wall by the oven, and he grinned at his wife.

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