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Hi, folks.

How you is?

Welcome on a Thursday, final day of the week of the long weekend.

Remember, we won't be back until Tuesday.

Memorial Day. I don't believe it's fucking Memorial Day weekend. Because you're going to fart and open your eyes. It's going to be the 4th of July. And next, you know, you're going to get hit with snow. Anyways, that's if you're living up by my mom. Fucking Danvers, Massachusetts, where I grew up, I laughed my ass off. even in the in the the wintertime, when it's freezing all over the country and they're talking

about a cold snap, I'll check Minneapolis is the only one that might outdo.

Dan, I don't know why.

My mother still lives there, my sister.

And I'll look, it'll be Minneapolis would be like, I don't know, seven degrees.

And Danvers will be fucking like, I don't know, seven degrees. And Dammitz will be fucking six.

I don't, we, you know, damas is right on the water kind of, you know, river slash ocean.

But I don't understand that.

I'm like, Ma, what the fuck?

And then in the summertime, it'll be 78 Minneapolis. It'll be 66 in fucking Bambers. Because it's right near the water I got it. That's like when I go to Buffalo and then they average 14 feet of snow a year. And I go, why is it? It's the lake effect. And I go, put a tarp over the fucking, like, numn nuts.

Anyways, good people up there.

What the hell?

I'm reading Dana Perino's book.

She's a marginal friend of mine, and I'm trying to write a book now, and I'm like, oh, you know what?

I could actually pick up some tips and stuff. And it's called Purple State.

And it's about these three New York women who work for the DNC. And the DNC sends them to this little tiny town in Cedar Falls, Wisconsin. Because Wisconsin is a purple state. There's a big

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