Famous Failed products

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🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes, even with the very best marketing research and R&D departments that money can by, companies make bafflingly stupid decisions and bring terrible products to the market. This week, we explore a sampling.

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0:00.0	Well, that's why you put lipstick on the penguin.
0:03.2	Absolutely.
0:04.2	No, that does not explain what you think it does on.
0:07.7	Hey, fellas, you guys are here early.
0:10.9	Well, you know, we know that you love before show shenanigans.
0:14.4	You're always the one who has to set them up.
0:17.2	Cloning the clones, you know, get wrangling packs of animals to destroy the studio with.
0:22.4	Yeah, it seems like a lot of hassle.
0:24.7	So this week we did it all for you.
0:26.8	You did?
0:27.8	And you think it about this week's episode failed products.
0:30.9	We sure did, buddy.
0:31.9	Hey, you know, we've made a little poster for each of your failed products for you, man.
0:37.7	Sorry, Tom, did you say my failed products?
0:40.7	Sure, isn't that what this S.A. is about?
0:42.6	See, like we got your blog here.
0:44.6	Remember when Patreon took away your creator account because you hadn't posted in so long?
0:48.7	I mean, they said I could have it back.
0:50.4	And right here, here's you losing your job as the US rep for a magic toy company.
0:56.2	Okay, that one wasn't my fault.
0:58.8	The store closed.
1:00.2	So yeah, it sure did, but the magic shop in New York that fired you didn't close.
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