Family Wedding Drama

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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A Bride-to-be asks Jazmyn for advice on whether she should invite her distant and divisive aunt to her wedding, while her dad is pressuring her to just send the invite. Should she invite her aunt? Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi people.
0:02.0	Today we come together to wed Keisha and Arnail.
0:12.0	We'd like to thank you family and friends for being here.
0:15.0	And if anyone opposes this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
0:20.0	Uh, does someone need a throat lozenger or a peppermint? Did, is that what I heard?
0:27.6	Cough, c.
0:28.6	All right, now, who the hell was that?
0:32.6	Fine, fine, fine. It was me. Aunt Carol.
0:36.6	What do you have a problem with? Why are you clearing your throat?
0:40.3	Oh, I'm fine with y'all getting married. It's your mama and daddy I hate.
0:44.3	Oh my god, this is not the time, Aunt Carol. He said, sweet now or forever hold your peace. Okay, I'm tired of keeping the peace around here. I ain't holding shit. Sit down,
0:55.9	Aunt Carol. No, no, no. She didn't start it something. Now she's got to finish it. All right, baby.
1:01.1	Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. You know what? I will. I will. First of all,
1:08.0	you owe me $50. Oh, hell no, I paid you back, Carol. You know I paid you back. No, you did not. Okay, you owe me $50. Oh, hell no, I paid you back, Carol.
1:12.0	You know I paid you back.
1:13.3	No, you did not, okay?
1:14.7	You owe me $60 now.
1:16.2	I just added interest.
1:17.6	And your wife said she was going to order some Avon for me, and she never did.
1:21.2	Avon, they still make that, man, that shit ain't no good anyway.
1:24.7	And don't forget you ate all the hot dogs when you came over for Juneteenth back in 2007. I had to eat all the hot dogs. Your sides wasn't no good. My sides
1:33.9	wasn't no good. Well let me tell you something. When your side piece came over I kept it a secret.
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