Family Time 20: Heaps in The Tank

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Welcome along everyone to a jam-packed Family Time. We've got not one, but TWO different incoming calls to Mr Popular: Guy Montgomery to field. We've got trail running tips from a nipple-bleeding expert for our libertarian listener. We've also got a great call-in joke from a New York-based artist. But most importantly, we've got a tell-all from Taskmaster NZ star Guy Montgomery about exactly what insane stuff went on his season of the beloved TV show that NEVER made the air, nor ever will. It will shock you.

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0:00.0	It's the worst idea, it's the worst idea of all time.
0:09.0	It's the worst idea of all time.
0:24.7	Okay.
0:27.1	Okay, fucko.
0:29.0	What do you want to talk about?
0:31.2	Man, I thought it was friend.
0:34.0	Because this is family time.
0:34.7	Friends Zion.
0:35.1	Family.
0:38.5	Do you know how families sometimes talk to each other? Yeah? Like horribly. Okay. Friends. Family time. Family time and need friends. Families sometimes talk to each other.
0:38.8	Yeah?
0:39.8	Like this. Horribly.
0:40.7	Okay.
0:41.6	Fuck face.
0:42.5	I didn't realize we were going through everything that went wrong at Easter over our entire childhood.
0:48.0	Ah, all right.
0:50.0	About the time you made, I'm not taking this bait.
0:51.9	What about the time you and your, my big brother made me eat a raw egg, you know, stuff like that.
0:57.8	That's how families talk.
0:58.7	Me and your big brother.
1:00.2	As if you were like sitting outside the family now.
1:02.3	You and my big brother.
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