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This dirty cowboy came my way

Sat next to me and I kicked off the shoes

His sweaty toes out of what was I to talk

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The Bilber Blues.

I got the blues, yeah.

Oh, a farmer's market, yeah, what catches my eye.

Table full of muffins and a word of surprise.

All of my best.

Take a beautiful thing. Thank you so much. Sonny in the black pack is the music. Bill Burr. Bill Burr, you are, first of all, I want to say that I watched you last night on Kimmel. You were hysterical. You're taking calls? No, I'm shutting my phone off. Being a professional. First of all, you didn't even tell me this thing started. You just walked in and it was all going. That's what we do. Well, all going. Somebody pressed to record. I mean, it's not a chocolate factory. But you are killing it. Number one, I'll get this out of the way. This feels very parole board right now. Like, I feel like to sell my... Have you ever been in trouble? Have you ever been arrested? Yeah, but I mean, just bullshit, but not like... Not like serious stuff. I went to... You go to jail, not prison. You went to jail? No, just like drinking and driving, just being idiots, getting into fights and stuff, stupid stuff. I only went, no, I only went like one time, one time. Wait, then how many, how many charges did you have for that one time? No, it's just drinking and driving. It wasn't a big deal in the 80s. There was, there was plenty, like people were more, drinking and driving were good. People were more disposable back then, I feel like. There wasn't people not, they didn't care as much. Did you have an accident? Because there wasn't like a social media where people could emote and say how they felt that you ran over their uncle. You know, people didn't understand. So cops were like, well, what do you live? Just go straight home. That's how they handled. But they didn't send you home. You got cuffed and do you have, is there a Bill Burr? Mugshot. Mugshot. No. I mean, this was the 80s. No, maybe they were. No, you could see Jesse James. The guy who, under the thing. Were you in a cell?

Yes.

Alone.

Thank God. Yeah, that's what I did when I went there because I was too, you know, drunk to fight. So I was like, but I was arrested in somewhere. I don't know. I was hammered, dude. I don't really know what town I was. You were too drunk to fight, but not to drive. Dude, I was, the joke I did in my act, I was so drunk when I got pulled over.

I wasn't even nervous.

I was like relieved joke I did in my act, I was so drunk when I got pulled over. I wasn't even nervous. I was, like, relieved that I didn't have to think anymore, because I was, like, every, like, thing that I had left. Wait, so, but there was no, but you sober up before they release you, so you have to be aware of... Oh, dude, I was wasted.

When my dad got me, I was still drunk. I was still drunk when he woke me up to tell my mother what happened. I was still drunk. He was like, I think you should go downstairs, tell you mother what happened? Like you didn't already? He's going to send you downstairs drunk? Well, no, he just wanted to be like, you know, he's trying to have like a parent moment, you know, which I get. I was 21. I wanted to be like, dude, I'm already cooked. It's not a great story. I'm done. It's not a great story. I thought there would be a great, like Bill Burr in a cell would seem like there would be like you'd blow that up you'd like that would be well I wasn't who I am now who are you huh who are you I don't know I'm like a comedian but like I

took a lot of shit back then you did and you know what you you have changed you have to it does this

new special that is coming out on Hulu on the 14th of March. Of March. I don't know why we're here already. I guess we're going to delay when we show this? No, but you, no, this will be out way before that. Should I delay it? No, I want to talk. I want people to be ready. But it's a new Bill Burr. I don't like about you. What? You ask me questions. Like, if I give you the answer that you don't want, you're going to consider it. But I know you're not. I know you already have your mind made up. About when I'm going to air it? It's just about everything. You're very focused. Is that a, is that, I don't know if you're fucking with me.

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