Family Matters | This Past Weekend #209

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Betterhelp Sign up at https://betterhelp.com/theovon today Theo opens the show by calling his mother. Then takes calls on lasts weeks topics of co-parenting and what to do when a friend stops responding. And other stuff, too. This episode brought to you by… Betterhelp Sign up at https://betterhelp.com today Manscaped Visit https://manscaped.com and use promo code THEO for 20% + free shipping & travel bag Skillshare https://skillshare.com/theovon for 2 months free Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music “Alabama” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sATpdHgxhP8& “Makin’ It” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqi6QYs3jg Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Holcombe Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug C Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Ginger Levesque Grace Jenson Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Garland Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Kaman Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Passenger Shaming Qie Jenkins Rachel Warburton Randal L. Nu Ranger Rick Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Wilson Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tommy Frederick Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Hello, hey ma. Hi, son. I'm just taking a walk. Oh, yeah, it's a little under a hundred
0:13.9	now. Later this week's gonna be a hundred seven. So I figured I'd better get my walks in.
0:18.9	You might melt, mom. I'm not gonna do it when it's a hundred seven two. I mean, really,
0:24.9	only you'd either have to do it after we're dark. Oh, yeah, that's dangerous too, because
0:31.9	there's a lot of snakes out there. Or really early in the morning, like 530. I don't know,
0:40.7	usually. Well, that's snakes. I have to eat them right away. So. And that's snakes too,
0:47.0	mom. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not the what is that insect that I found in the house, they spray
0:55.5	for once for me. Something, it's not a tarantula, but something that's happened in the desert.
1:01.7	It can hit to a lot of people's poisonous. So I found it like a total of, I think, four
1:07.9	of them in the house. Well, you're gonna end up on one of those special shows where people
1:12.5	get us like for kind of for seniors to get attacked by snakes, you know? Yeah. I guess.
1:17.3	Or something. Something okay, right? Yeah. Well, look, at least if you go into the belly
1:24.1	of a warm snake, at least you got a nice place to be, you know? Yeah, you have to be pretty
1:29.1	much of a monster, but they do exist. I know you've seen some big ones sometimes on your
1:33.8	walk, haven't you? Yeah, remember back in the day. Yeah. Trying to think, I think you
1:39.5	was during the time that you stayed there first or time when we lived on that fairway
1:43.4	grows. Oh, yeah. So our dance went snake. That was the only time I've ever seen one that
1:48.4	big. So what do you think that's gonna not kill Rose and better warm hell for help? Well,
1:54.6	I just, I don't know. What did you think whenever you heard about it? I just bad. Well,
2:01.6	I wanted your opinion. And then when I got your opinion, I thought, well, maybe that
2:07.3	will him her in as just being a comedian of controversy because that guy's controversial
2:15.3	like us. Yeah. And, you know, when really, I mean, witness her old show, she's a good
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