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Parked Car Convos

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Parked Car Convos

Parked Car Convos

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Today, we crack open the family vault — and it’s messier than a soap opera written by raccoons. Listeners sent in their most unhinged family secrets, and we’re reading them loudly. Secret siblings? Check. Grandma’s second (and third) secret husband? Check. Cousins who aren’t really cousins? Oh, you know it. Tune in for the drama, stay for our absolutely unqualified advice on how to survive your next family gathering without flipping a table.   Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone and welcome back to Parked Car Convo's. I'm Maddie Mitchell and I am your host today and always because well quite frankly this is

0:21.3

literally my podcast. So who else is going to host it? Happy freaking Monday. It is Monday,

0:26.9

April 28th. And I know that because unfortunately I'm recording this episode like 12 hours before it

0:32.7

comes out. Oops. That's just kind of where we're at, which is a real bummer. It's a real bummer for me,

0:38.3

not for you. It literally doesn't affect you at all. And that's, you know, beautiful and that should

0:42.0

be celebrated always, quite frankly. I hope you had a fabulous weekend. I hope you're feeling

0:46.0

well-rusted and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might throw at you this week.

0:49.8

And I don't think that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast host. I hope your weekend was

0:54.7

beautiful. It was not in Massachusetts. It simply wasn't. It was like last week was gorgeous Monday

1:00.5

through Friday and then the weekend hits and it's rainy and cold and gross and cloudy and

1:06.6

disgusting. And this is, this is, you know, a pattern that I recognize and I hate, I hate it so much.

1:13.8

So I'm hoping it's not one that we, we in New England, adapt for any further as we go into

1:20.9

the summer, because I'm not interested in that. I'm not interested. I mean, I'm always interested

1:25.2

in a good sunny week, but it's such a bummer when the weekends

1:28.7

are gross and gloomy and rainy and disgusting. So I am vetoing that right off the bad,

1:34.6

just so everyone's aware. Anyways, this week's episode, we are hearing from you about your family

1:41.0

secrets. Every family has them and you are spilling them to the pros and guards and we appreciate it.

1:47.7

We thank you for your service, of course.

1:50.6

We've done episodes like this before with family secrets and they're just, they always hit

1:55.0

because there's a lot of sneaky snakes everywhere.

1:57.9

And that's one thing that this podcast unfortunately has shed so much light on

2:02.1

whether it's in the form of cheating cheating on your cousin cheating on your spouse with with their

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