This episode of Teen Commandments contains some strong language and some adult themes that might not be suitable for young children.

Hello Claire Hamilton.

Hello Sarah Clark.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, the show where we try to make sense of the often fascinating brains of our teenagers.

This is the main episode that drops every Monday.

You know what they say, Claire?

What do they say?

Monday is fun day.

Oh.

I'm faking it, by the way.

I'm fuming.

I know you're fuming.

So fuming this morning.

I'm still trying to calm you down a bit.

You just said to me, I have improved my mood.

I tried to improve my mood as I walk from the house down to the recording shed.

It's because Youngest had a sleepover last night.

I allowed them to get a delivery.

They got a Wagammer's, which can we just say, 60 quid for two 15-year-olds.

Noddy. Is that some sort of banquet? Were they ordering fine champagne as well as noodles? You always laugh at me, don't you? When my Uber bill comes in and do you see? This is it now payback. 60 quid. I wouldn't mind. Ben was like, we got some salmon. Should they have like a salmon bagel? I'm like, I'll let them have a let them just get a delivery. It's easy.

Because I basically wanted to piss off to bed. I was like, let them just get a delivery. That's what happens. So I did message us to say, put the alarm on, double lock the door, turn all the lights off and clear up after your delivery. of those four things was that four?

Yeah.

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