Micah thinks he's going to make it in the Slug Club.

This is your audition.

There genuinely are academic societies for high-performing students.

Oh, I wouldn't know.

I'm not saying whether or not that's fair, but like it is a thing.

As Ravenclaw's, Laura and I would find ourselves invited by Professor Slughorn.

Spoken like a true slug club member. You got to get an end somehow. True. Welcome to Mugglecast, your weekly ride into the world of Harry Potter. I'm Andrew. Hello, everyone. I'm Eric. I'm Micah. And I'm Laura. We're your Harry Potter friends here to talk about the books and the movies and the upcoming TV show.

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that, who-hoo, sounds. I was going to say, as a unique take on that. Yeah, like the Pillsbury

doughboy. Like, who-hoo. Yeah, it kind of sounds like Super Mario. What? Woo-hoo.

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Laura, what are we doing in bonus mugglecast this week?

In bonus this week, we're going to be playing an old school game of would you rather, except it's going to be wizarding world edition. So think

things like, would you rather have Snape as your head of house or Umbridge as your defense against

the dark arts teacher? Um, I heard from a little bird before we started recording that the

lineup of would you rather scenarios we have for this week is not dirty enough to go behind the paywall.

So I have a feeling there's going to be a follow-up segment to this one where we get a little more a little more fast.

Who are you calling little?

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