Hey, this is DeConversion Therapy, and I'm Karen.

I'm Bonnie.

So welcome.

You're here.

And we're happy about that.

Take a seat. I was going to tell Bonnie earlier, she was doing more research and I was going to say, how long is this going to take you because my sit bones are hurting? That is so weird that you referenced sit bones because that's exactly why I did what I did

yesterday. And you know what that means, but the people listening don't. And they're thankful.

I went to get one of those bicycles that's also an elliptical machine.

And it was on Craigslist, and it was an awesome bargain.

So I drove down to Miami to get it, which is like maybe an hour plus away.

And, you know, I don't know how much you've traveled with the whole coronavirus COVID thing happening,

but suddenly it becomes, first of all, not an exciting thing to go somewhere because you really can't stop off on the way down and pop in. You're just going to that one thing.

You're just going to go down for one thing and then come right back.

And I mean, I haven't farted around in a Starbucks like I usually like to do.

So in addition to the fact that you don't want to have to stop anywhere and go to the bathroom

because you don't know what condition they're going to be in.

Did you wear a diaper like the woman?

Like the astronaut, the love triangle. Yeah. they were going to be in. Did you wear a diaper like the woman who went to kill?

The love triangle?

No, but I caught myself taking vitamins before I went down and going, idiot, stop drinking water before you get in a car.

And then what if I got to the guy's place and I needed to go to the

bathroom there and then I was going to go into somebody's apartment and possibly get murdered.

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