Falure to Launch
Vidjagame Apocalypse
Laser Time
4.7 • 943 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 170 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Bhop! Bhop! Bhop! Bhop! Bhop! Bhop! Bhop! I'm gonna be Hello everyone. |
| 0:28.5 | I'm welcome to give up. |
| 0:29.5 | Hi. |
| 0:30.6 | Welcome. |
| 0:31.7 | Recording right now from the Mark Kelser, |
| 0:34.5 | studio of the airwaves. |
| 0:35.7 | Thanks again to our patrons, |
| 0:36.8 | Patreon.com slash lazy time. |
| 0:38.2 | Get the show named after you. |
| 0:39.7 | Thanks, Mark. |
| 0:40.8 | Hi. I'm one of your host, Chris Santista. Who is with me? In case you forgot, I fell off. I'm still hot and I can show off. Money stack fat, and I can't turn the swell off. It's T.L. Foster. John Cedar retires |
| 0:52.5 | on Saturday, baby. |
| 0:54.4 | Oh, good. I thought... I'm going to cry. |
| 0:57.1 | I'm going to cry. is T.L. Foster. John Sita retires on Saturday, baby. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, I'm going to cry. |
| 0:57.1 | I'm going to cry. |
| 0:58.7 | Like human tears. |
| 0:59.7 | For most of, yeah, for most of your life, he's been like a not racist Hulk Hogan. |
| 1:04.2 | I can see that being difficult for you. |
| 1:08.2 | No, I totally can. |
| 1:09.5 | He's been, he's been doing it, like, so fucking long. I don't want to, I don't. He's been doing it so fucking long. |
| 1:12.8 | I don't want to delay the opening, but he's probably my favorite. |
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