Falsetto Fireworks

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2015

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?” This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:09.0	Nurdist.com.
0:09.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching- in with T.J. Miller.
0:35.0	Well, the weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful since we know place to go.
0:47.0	Let it know let us know let it snow let it snow.
0:51.0	What? I can't believe.
0:56.0	God, I just, I don't like Christmas music and I just, I don't like Christmas music and I just, I'm trying to get into the spirit and you just do a little caroling and people just slam their doors in your face.
1:08.0	Let me just go to this other door. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not giving in. I not. I just I care about Christmas. I'm in the spirit.
1:15.8	People I thought love to hear me sing a pair of, well, okay, here we go. I'm going to do another door. Holy Bride.
1:35.0	Oohoo!
1:38.0	Ah ha!
1:41.0	Oh, ha!
1:42.0	Oohoo, uh, uh, uh, uh, whohoo,
1:48.0	night.
1:50.0	Ooh, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? I'm so, I'm so frustrated with this. I'm just, I'm just,
1:59.6	just, okay, I'm gonna demand a little respect, okay? I'm gonna go through, I'm going to demand a little respect, okay?
2:03.8	I'm going to go through, I got to go through this courtyard first.
2:08.0	Okay, now I'm going to go through the second door.
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