Hello and welcome to Fullamish.

This is the very first episode.

It's very exciting to be here.

Thank you for downloading this podcast as we take like an informal sideways look at Fullham

FC as it comes and goes.

I've got an esteemed group of gentlemen who are going to delve into the world of Fulham FC

with me this evening.

I'm going to start off with our very own Putney Pierlo, Mr Farrell Monk.

Good evening to you.

Good evening, Sammy.

Mr Dominic Betts, I've got something to ask you in a second, but good evening.

Good evening, how are you, Simon? Very good, thank you. And he describes himself on Twitter as a

utility man, and he's definitely doing a job for us tonight, Mr Jack Collins. Hello, everybody, hey dear.

So, Dom, I received a tweet earlier today saying that you scored the greatest penalty ever at Craven Cottage on

Saturday. What on earth is that about? Well, I got a call on, must have been Friday afternoon,

from someone at the club called Billy, I don't know what he does. Right. He must be in charge of

organising the halftime. So, all that. Oh, you're one of the half-time people? And it was a

blindfolded penalty shootout, so they called me about 35, 40 minutes.

And then I sort of went on to the side of the pitch, came on at halftime once.

Ivan had done his introduction, so he scores at halftime.

And so we had three blindfold penalties each.

I took the first one, which is the one Liam's talking about.

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