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College Football Enquirer

Fall without Football, Drinking Bears & More March Madness Stories

College Football Enquirer

Yahoo Sports

News, Sports News, Football, College Basketball, College Football, Ncaa, Ncaa Basketball, Ncaa Football, Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Dan Wetzel, Pete Thamel & SI’s Pat Forde are still here to remind you to stay inside, wash your hands and drink beer. The guys kick off the episode with the wild Mountain Dew grocery store fight that went viral over the weekend. What college team does the now famous couple cheer for? Pat, Pete and Dan then dive into one of Pete’s latest columns on how athletic departments around the country are running the numbers for a fall without football. How are coaches handling the quarantine? What are ADs and presidents doing now to prepare for the worst?Moving to the hardwood, the guys watched a few of the basketball replays on television over the weekend. What were their main takeaways and what was the toughest deadline they ever had to overcome? Finally, on a higher note, the guys have a story about a beer drinking bear that made Wetzel a little mad…Check out the rest of the Yahoo Sports Podcast family at https://apple.co/2Abi8jk or at yahoosports.com/podcasts See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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0:00.0

Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

0:07.0

Stay inside, wash your hands and drink Bush.

0:11.0

Pete Thamol! Is Mountain Dew like a cut ingredient? Bush. P. Themo!

0:13.0

Is Mountain Dew like a cut ingredient in making like meth,

0:16.0

you know what I mean?

0:17.0

Like, you could want that much Mountain Dew.

0:19.0

Like, there has to be some other thing.

0:22.0

And S.I.'s Pat 40. Like watching a building

0:27.0

collapse in slow motion basically for about a two minute and 13 second span I

0:31.1

want to say. And here's Dan!

0:35.0

Welcome to the pod.

0:37.0

Another week of quarantine, distance,

0:41.0

distancing, what, social distancing.

0:43.3

That's the term, my house, we have started distance learning,

0:47.8

homeschooling.

0:50.5

Now, due to HIPAA regulations, student privacy laws, I cannot name names, but two students

0:59.7

have already been disciplined for fighting. And one teacher has been accused of drinking on the job.

1:08.6

I personally don't believe this case has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt. A couple bush lights get

1:16.2

filed in the far corner of the teacher's lounge aka the kitchen. What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean?

1:23.8

What does it mean, Pat Forti?

1:26.8

It means you're guilty.

1:28.5

And we know it.

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