Fall Sucks with Carl | Opie and Carl podcast
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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also shares colorful anecdotes about their past, including Carl’s beachside escapades under a lifeboat and encounters with quirky romantic prospects. Recorded in their new Westwood One lounge, complete with a North Dakota State poster and a fridge, the episode is a chaotic blend of humor, nostalgia, and raw storytelling, touching on everything from yoga pants to bizarre romantic kinks, all delivered with their signature irreverent chemistry.
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| 1:01.0 | So then you walk all the way through these leaves right here. |
| 1:03.7 | And then if you walk, if you walk... |
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| 1:11.2 | They like that. |
| 1:12.4 | Fall is here. |
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