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Hey guys, awesome episode today we got a Bumble situation, a roommate situation, and a guy

who's looking to get in those DMs.

Quick announcement before today's episode, I'm going to be doing a half hour set with

K.P. Neamesh Patel at Comedy Sellers Fat Black Pussycat Room on December 13th at 830.

Tickets are $5, I'd really love for some of you guys to come out.

$5, December 13th at the Fat Black Pussycat.

Come on out on December 13th, see half hour sets for myself and OKP Neamesh Patel.

Enjoy the show.

Hello!

Welcome to the J Train podcast.

This is J Train Jared Brach, coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side

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I say it every week, I'll let me say it again, thank you for listening, thank you for telling a friend,

thank you, thank you, thank you, I've been getting Snapchat's all week long from you, the listener,

J Train 56 on Snapchat of where you're listening from.

It is very cool to get a little picture into your life and where you're listening and how you're listening and who you're listening with.

And you know, we got people on, there's people in the middle of nowhere and it's like, you know, they'll be driving,

there'll be a snow storm and they're like, got Papa JT in my ear hanging on the snow storm and it's like,

or they'll be on the beach in San Diego.

Oh, the bolts.

Oh, over the country, it's everywhere.

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