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Bam again, I'm Michael Jones here. I am nailed it.

Yes, round of applause from broadcast. Thank you.

Joining us on today's episode. It was just for me. It was just I have a separate feed hang on. Okay.

We also have Lindsay Jones and then also there's Alfredo Diaz. Hey, what are you? But wait, there's more. It's Matt Bragg in 4K. Oh, oh, look at him.

Yeah, lucky lucky moments ago couldn't get it to work. True.

Technology did not want me to be here little behind the curtain. I fought the technology.

And now the show will commence. Let us begin. The gavel has been wait. Do you like hammered the gavel? What is what is the verb you use there slam it?

The gavel. I guess they say bang bang the gavel. No, you're just bang the gavel. You were trying to over complicated. That was a Ryan move there.

I'm sorry. I didn't know what the right word be it or words. It's it. And it's just hit.

Sometimes there are specific words like you have to use with certain items. And I just don't know the rules for them.

You know, like I just apply here. I get a letter to buy man. He'd be fresh, but it fly.

And that's that.

X no order of business. Yo, last week, I don't think any of you guys were on last week. It's crazy. I popped in. I could make it.

I popped in and they were up here talking about books. What? And I was like, man, good thing I'm not on that episode.

I miss that one. It was Ryan. I think it was Jeremy Ryan Jack and John Reisinger. And they were talking about books.

And I was just like, oh Jeremy looked like me. He was sweating.

Yeah, they mentioned one book and he goes, I know what I know what that book is. They're like, yeah, anyway, I'm the next book. And then he was out again.

Jeremy is like goosebumps. Yes.

And Morphs. Was it?

What else?

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