Faking Our Own Deaths

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	I wish you could be inside of my body for one second right now. Oh, well, yeah, a little.
0:06.7	I just feel, do you know what I mean? Do you want me to be inside your body for one second?
0:12.2	Yeah, for one second, like soul, from a soul perspective, like I want your soul.
0:18.8	Like in a, in a meta, like in a non-physical way. I want your essence. Oh, okay.
0:25.5	To come into my body to experience the pain that I'm feeling from my F-45 class.
0:31.1	Does that make more, a little bit more sense and a little bit more context? Yeah, it does.
0:43.5	Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to M-A-P? I'm ready to pee.
0:49.3	Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome.
0:53.1	Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.
1:02.8	Touch grass. Might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today.
1:09.5	I walked by. I knew you and Kat were doing F-45 yesterday. So I walked by with Max and I peaked in
1:14.6	the window. See if I can see it. Yeah. No, but you know when your parents drop you off at like some,
1:18.8	some class and they peaked in to see if like you made friends. I did that with you guys.
1:23.2	Oh, Connor, that's really, really weird. But then it was really weird because like obviously you
1:27.9	want to look at all the people working out, but you don't want to be the guy looking at everybody
1:31.2	work out with your dog. So I did look and then like three seconds into looking for you guys.
1:37.6	I made eye contacts with several other people doing F-45 and I was like, I'm going to get like
1:42.5	arrested. Sorry, my, my girls are in there. I was just checking on my, my ladies in there
1:47.6	doing their F-45 class, which if I would try to explain that it would have been a situation
1:52.4	where that like you just had, I wanted to just be inside them for one second. Right, right,
1:56.4	right. You just need to give, you know what? Context is everything. Yeah. It always, it always
2:01.7	has been. If you're able to provide it succinctly, context is everything. If you're,
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