Faking Our Deaths

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Kyle and Dave talk about how they would fake their deaths, their love of bowling and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Boogie Monster will cow-cane in day stone.
0:05.0	Plopton's secrecy they show up without warning.
0:08.0	State their business then. Vanishes quickly as they appear.
0:11.0	Are you ready for the sex girls?
0:13.0	Not that I believe in it, but I can see that, but I these guys are dumb.
0:18.0	For conerds.
0:20.0	The Boogie Monster.
0:23.0	Podcasting me unknown.
0:31.0	Dave, did you know?
0:33.0	But this episode of the Boogie Monsters brought to you by Burrow.
0:37.0	Do what?
0:38.0	That's their handcrafted in the USA.
0:41.0	They make luxury couches, but for real life.
0:45.0	Huh.
0:46.0	Ain't no king put his ass on this.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Regular old folks.
0:49.0	Real couches for real people.
0:50.0	Suck the farts right out of your butt hole.
0:52.0	Shit, blew it again.
0:55.0	Can't get anybody against it.
0:59.0	Oh, they want us to do an anecdote about how we own one.
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