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The Greatest Generation

Faking Flaccid (DS9 S6E5)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.94.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

When Team Starfleet needs a win in the final seconds, it’s Captain Sisko drawing up the plays for Admiral Beltbuckle. But when Odo loses track of how much time is on the game clock, the Little D will need a Hail Mary of a plan. What’s a good second option for nighttime bathroom trips? Do loose lips sink ships (even when you’re on the ship)? Can we launch a shirt right now? It’s the episode that christens week one of #MaxFunDrive 2020 with a drink!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here's to the finest crew in Star Trek!

0:03.2

Engage!

0:06.2

Captain Joe Piccad, the UK-10, and the Netherlands.

0:10.6

Commander Benjamin says great, better isn't Star Trek, please.

0:13.5

Deep Space Nine.

0:14.7

Welcome to the greatest generation Deep Space Nine, it's a Star Trek podcast by...

0:19.3

a couple of guys who are just a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast.

0:23.9

I'm Adam Prandtica.

0:26.2

I'm Ben Harrison and it's a Max Fund Drive episode and it's also a drunk episode.

0:34.9

You shouldn't believe that those things are related in any way but look,

0:39.0

like we don't have to drink our way through a Max Fund Drive episode, that's not what anyone's saying.

0:43.9

Yeah, and I mean, I guess like in the past our Max Fund Drive episodes we've edited out the

0:49.0

the pledge breaks, once we're through the drive because...

0:53.4

Right.

0:54.4

We want people going back through old episodes of the show to just hear show.

0:57.8

We care about the quality of the show, that might surprise you if you were, but we really do.

1:04.0

But I just want people to know that that was the situation when this happened.

1:09.2

Oh, so you're saying when you hear totally sober pledge breaks, that's why it'll sound different, yeah?

1:14.5

I don't know, we could record the pledge breaks in this session, we might as well.

1:18.4

Oh shit, now that'll be great.

1:20.6

I'm not prepared for that at all.

1:22.2

I mean, what do we have to do?

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