Fake Taylor Swift & Colin Quinn

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Jay and Bobby debate comedy movies that were influential to them at a young age. Jacob loves Woody Allen and tries to convince everyone that he is funny. | There is a Taylor Swift Impersonator that does provocative dancing in front of young audiences. Jay tries to book her on the Bonfire. | Colin Quinn calls in with outdated impressions and explains why he always knows Bobby's location. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. What the hell was that? I don't know, but you should hit her. What's happening? I don't know. She came in with an attitude and they said, fuck you behind your back, and then turned the lights off in the middle of your sentence, and then went, yeah. I don't know what it was. I understand. And then she blew a kiss to Black Lou. I don't know what's going on with Christine.
0:21.9	I understand.
0:22.5	She's off the fucking rails, dude.
0:24.4	Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it was. I understand. Yeah. And then she blew a kiss to Black Lou. I don't know what's going on with Christine.
0:36.5	I understand. She's off the fucking rails, dude. Yeah, yeah. She hasn't handled Robert Duval's death well. Oh, my favorite actor. Yeah. I'm not either. What? You're not okay? I'm not okay, Jay. You're okay. I'm not.
0:37.2	He's fine.
0:38.1	He's dead.
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:37.5	He wasn't killing it. I'm not okay, Jay. You're okay. I'm not. He's fine. He's dead.
0:38.2	Yeah.
0:54.7	He wasn't killing it. He was not for the last couple of years. No. He's in the decline. It's over. Let an end. Bums me out to one of the last movies was that Robert Downey Jr. where he shit his pants in the tub. Yeah. I was like, come on, dude. Come on, do you a councillary?
0:55.8	Yeah, yeah.
0:57.5	Now you just, that's my last memory.
0:54.7	The judge? the tub. Yeah. I was like, come on, dude. Come on, do you a concierge?
0:55.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:57.5	Now you just, that's my last memory.
0:57.8	You just... The judge?
0:58.5	Yeah, the judge. Terrible. He just shit his pants in the tub. Terrible movie? It's a good movie, but terrible to see Robert Duval. Yeah, I don't want to see him like that. he's got some really good bit parts and thank you for smoking
1:10.8	he also took a couple of paychecks
1:13.1	uh in his thing because He's got some really good bit parts and thank you for smoking.
1:16.2	He also took a couple of paychecks in his thing because is it falling down?
1:19.1	Is he the cop looking for him and falling down? Yeah.
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