FAKE SCENARIO-AHOLIC
What We Said
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🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Who doesn’t love a fake scenario? One thing’s for sure: the What We Said Podcast does — and apparently, so do you. This week, listeners submitted tons of hypothetical situations that have absolutely no basis in reality… but somehow still manage to raise your heart rate. What would you do if you caught your sister’s man liking your thirst traps? Or if you ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom at your biggest crush’s house? And then there’s the classic nightmare many of us have unfortunately lived through: accidentally sending a text about someone directly to them. Honestly, just thinking about it is enough to make you feel SICK. Get cozy and overthink with us!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:09.8 | Hello, hello, everybody. |
| 0:11.6 | Welcome back to the What We Said podcast. |
| 0:14.2 | I hope you're having a fantastic Tuesday so far. |
| 0:18.6 | Best day of the week. |
| 0:19.9 | Best day of the week besides Thursday. No. Two of the best days of the week. Tuesdays and Thursdays forever. I just need to acknowledge, I know you guys probably already staring at my orange stain on my shirt because I just drink some orange soda. And it went, of course, one second before we started recording down my shirt. And of course, it's neon orange. So I think I tried to hide it. It's like hidden a little well. But, okay. No, I'm not a slob. I didn't walk out of the house of the stain, knowing that, you know, I was going to be a slob on national television. Cute outfit. I like that site. Thank you, ACTA. Love ACTA. These are boxer pants. They're not even like sweats. They're kind of sweats. Very versatile. |
| 0:58.2 | Very comfy, very versatile. I'm wearing my shirt that I thrifted this weekend. I love it. |
| 1:03.0 | I think it's a child shirt. I was going to say, like, it's very nostalgic. I feel as though I almost like had a shirt like that. |
| 1:09.7 | It's almost like a limited to or like a justice shirt or something. The frog. Something that the frog is very early 2000s. I think so because it said something about it being, I think it's like a child, a children's large or something. But it was already cut. So subtle, subtle sleigh. Yeah. Settle fleck. I'm like, I think it's just a really tiny, it's a child small baby. I think I've got it from the junior section. It's a baby tea. You know what I mean? I think it's actually very stretched out though and someone cut it. But I love it. I'm loving the colors of it. I'm loving the energy. It's bringing to you. It is. it's bringing like early 2000s vibes. Thank you. |
| 1:44.9 | Great color. What update do you have for us on this fine Tuesday? Okay, two things. First and |
| 1:51.6 | foremost, was it my New Year's resolution to stop complaining? I don't remember. It was a goal at |
| 1:58.1 | some point. A goal at some point. And I lost side of that goal and I'm back. |
| 2:02.8 | Oh, okay. I saw a very terrifying video where it was basically like optimism is everything and |
| 2:09.4 | it like signifies intelligence. Like you will be more intelligent and and smarter, the more optimistic you stay and the more hopeful you stay. Oh. And if you become very cynical and very whatever, it's like the opposite. Like you start to become very close-minded and you start to whatever. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I can see that. Not that I'm, I don't think I'm a negative person, but then I saw another video and it was talking about how complaining, like all the science |
| 2:34.3 | behind how bad complaining and focusing on things that are going wrong are for your brain. |
| 2:41.3 | And this came shortly. |
| 2:42.7 | Maybe my algorithm was listening, but I had been like, you know, if I have a single ailment, |
| 2:47.2 | Nick knows within seconds. |
| 2:48.3 | And he was kind of joking with me like, I was like, my head's starting to hurt. Like, not even fully there yet. Just like, I'm starting to feel a headache. Come on. And he was like, trust me. He's like, not a moment goes by that I don't know how you're feeling. And versus him, you could have a migraine for a week. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't know Yeah. You know, I've been insufferable this week because I've had a really bad canker sore. |
| 3:26.3 | Yeah. Which I think I already brought it up to you, right? Yeah. Yeah. But that, that is valid. A canker sore, a mouth sore? Oh my gosh. So bad. It is probably the worst one I've ever had. And it has been significantly affecting my quality of life. I genuinely like, if I'm drinking out of a straw, it's like killing. I can't really drink out of a straw. |
| 3:27.5 | Anything I'm eating. |
| 4:01.3 | Brushing your teeth. Brushing my teeth hurts so bad. Have you brushed it yet? I heard that you should. You're the one who told me that. Yes. I haven't brushed it because I literally just, it sounds like searing pain. But even just when I like touch it with the, you know, with the back of the brush even, I am in hell with this canker sore and I have made it everyone's problem, aka Leafs. But I'm just like, is it gotten better? He'll go to kiss me. I'm like, no, not the canker sore. It hurts so bad. Today's the first day. Well, isn't it contagious too? No. It's a cold sore. Only cold sore. Okay. Canker sores sores are, wait, what was the question before or what was I just saying? Lost my train of thought, but. Oh, I said, has it gotten better? Oh, yes. Today's the first day that it has not been super painful, but it looks horrible. It looks kind of bad. Yeah, it's bad. It's like making my lip swollen. |
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