Forever Dog.

like Mouse Web or Churochad, and you'll see, they're always debating what's the best ride,

what is the superior treat, which theme parks corporation

is best at lobbying the government.

But one topic is missing from these spirited debates. A topic

that this podcast takes very seriously. A topic worthy of 150 minutes of discussion and a

well thought out tournament style bracket.

The topic?

Fake Rocks.

On today's show, 16 fake rocks will compete in a knockdown drag out fight to crown the fake rocks champion.

Which fake rocks will reach the top of the mountain and which fake rocks will landslide in an

avalanche of humiliation.

It's the Fake Rock Final four on podcast The Rise. Oh, oh, I'm going to be a uh, uh, Welcome ladies and gentlemen to a once in a lifetime historic podcast the ride gimmick.

Today's the day we have talked about fake rocks, our love of fake rocks in many an episode for many a week and today once and for all we will determine which fake rock is the most great fake rock in the fake rock

final four I'm Scott Gerner joined by Mike Carlson and Jason Sheridan I'm here

I'm nervous my name is Mike Carlson this is important is really what it is that's the word I would put

I was in my car pulled up out front beating my chest chest, getting psyched up.

As I was going, beating my chest raw and bloody.

Oh my gosh.

As I was going through today, just revisiting all pictures of all of these and I started to get very worked up like

Oh well I know who's gonna win this were you seeking yourself up to argue with us or were you just sort of in general getting your brain ready to like

figure a question hard question out? I guess a little of both. I took a steroid. I took a steroid. I took one

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