Leo, we got a big, big program today.

We got a real fun little program for you guys today.

I have found a couple gentlemen, but only one is coming today, that I believe they are trying out for the third mic.

They don't know about the channel or really much of the Leo Danny show.

They just saw my blue check on Instagram, and they responded to the DM.

And now there's a guy waiting outside to come in here and we're going to do a couple of bits.

What criteria was in play when you were finding guys to be our fake third mic?

And obviously we're going to troll this guy into the abyss.

Yeah, yeah.

We're going to troll him.

He looks like a nice fellow.

What were you searching?

The criteria was up and coming.

Very new comedian.

So I went to a little, a well-known open mic Instagram that people used to sign up for this open mic.

And I looked through the followers.

I saw this cat. He looks very eager.

You know what I mean? He's got an interesting look. He's got an eager look. He's interesting. Eyes wide open. His posture, he leans forward a little bit. I'd say he leans forward. He's trying to make a good

impression, you know? Very, very optimistic and very, well, do you think he's going to be eager to please?

I think so, Danny. When you're getting about 14 likes a picture, I think you'll do almost

anything for a little cloud. It's comedian. Fourteen likes a picture is rough. 14 likes per picture

means, and Austin, do you mind turning on my headphones just a tiny bit? Thank you, man. I appreciate it. I know you turned them down at my request. So let's talk about it. Because before I started doing YouTube, I would get a hundred likes per picture. It was good. That was considered like, oh, I must have posted. That's with my mom. That's after I graduated college. That's me holding a little puppy. 14 likes is Ratic, no offense. I imagine that's what you would get before you joined the channel. Yeah, I didn't really do that one. Speaking of, uh, is what led me to. Speaking of third mics, this might be our new third mic. Yeah, this guy is this guy even ratik worthy? I mean, I'm going to have to choose. So let's stop being so mean. Let's stop being so mean because there's one thing that is the truth, though. If you are in front of me and Danny and you for somehow perform well, we're going to give you another shot. We are complete meritocracists.

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