Fake Office Final Four
Podcast: The Ride
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
The office. A work area. A room to get things done.
A place to look at before you get on a ride? YES. Think about it.
As you walk in fits and starts through the queue of your favorite attraction, there will often be an office. A place where the ride characters do paperwork, pay bills and store a lot of their shit. What makes a good one? Which fake office is best? And which office would help make doing taxes a little more tolerable because there’s something dumb on the wall.
Today on Podcast The Ride, we roll up our sleeves, sit down at our desks and decide once and for all, which fake offices deserve to be crumpled up and thrown in a wastebasket and which deserve elite Dunder Mifflin esque status.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:02.0 | Dog |
| 0:04.0 | Spaceships, mountains, fairy tale kingdoms |
| 0:08.0 | Theme park creators can take us to these places without even breaking a sweat. |
| 0:13.0 | Who cares? |
| 0:14.0 | Our question? |
| 0:15.0 | What craftsmen, what artisans could dare to show us? |
| 0:19.0 | A desk. |
| 0:20.0 | A cup full of pens. A little plant, to shine a light on our actual day-to-day work lives via a little lamp, then glue that lamp to a desk so guests can't steal the lamp. |
| 0:32.9 | If you're listening to this episode at the office, prepare to be transported to a bunch of different offices |
| 0:39.5 | which are fake it's the fake office workplace war zone, the ultimate debate of deceitful desk dominance it's the fake office |
| 1:14.4 | final four here on podcast the ride i'm scott gardner joined by mike carlson hello there yes and i am |
| 1:20.0 | rocked and ready to go i am rock hard i'm sorry excuse me i meant to say I'm rock hard and ready to go and debate. |
| 1:28.9 | I am rock hard and no one will notice as we are all behind desks. That is some of the benefit of talking about desks. |
| 1:36.2 | I think I meant to be as rock hard as you want. I think I meant to use rock as if it was a paperweight for an office. |
| 1:42.2 | Something you would find in a fake or real office, either or. I'm as rock hard as a paperweight for an office, something you would find in a fake or real office, either or. |
| 1:46.2 | I'm as rock hard as a paperweight. Jason Sheridan, hi. Hi, I'm sporting more of a half chub under my desk. |
| 1:54.2 | I'm a little more distracted because my fingers are like really raw and bleeding because I kept trying to steal post-it notes and pens |
| 2:03.7 | and other off supplies, which is my usual MO working in an office. |
| 2:09.0 | You slice yourself up with the paper corners? |
| 2:12.3 | No, that's not the MO. |
| 2:13.5 | No. |
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