Fake News 507 - Trump vs. China
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Trump told Sean Hannity Chinese leader Xi Jinping offered to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open, a douche bag tourist in Hawaii was viciously beaten by a local after throwing rocks a seal, Iran is still harassing shipping in the Strait of Hormuz with hundreds of fast attack boats, and Rand Paul’s son William Paul went on a wild, drunken anti-semitic tirade against Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) at a DC bar Tuesday night.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:05.0 | Sit back, relax, and have a fucking drink. |
| 0:12.0 | Drink. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, welcome to drinking bros. |
| 0:24.4 | Fake news, everybody bringing you the realest, |
| 0:28.2 | fakest news of the week. |
| 0:31.8 | It's the last fake news episode in Austin, Texas. |
| 1:11.2 | Coop just went with me to U-Haul up in Spicewood because the other one was broke down and dripping springs down the streets. That was a real treat, wasn't it, Coop? Oh, yeah, that was great, especially sitting in traffic on the way back. Boy!...out that the U-Haul air conditioner doesn't work. Stop it. Are you kidding? It blows air, but it's not very cold. Is it just three hamsters? Just kind of. Wait, Coop, what are you leaving? What are you leaving for to come here? Sunday morning, I believe. Yeah, I'll be driving out on Sunday, yeah, around mid-morning or something like that. Yeah. If's any drinking bros in the austin area who can come put some freon in that thing because god knows |
| 1:15.8 | you hole's not going to take care of it you know there was something there was a box of like blue |
| 1:20.8 | shit out in the lobby i don't know whose it is but check it out i don't know what that is it might |
| 1:26.9 | be what's i got to do with anything it might it might be free on it actually you're not you're not no you're not manifesting shit free on didn't just show up in the lobby because you need it what kind of white bullshit is that so it was addressed to somebody else but here's the thing since we're not going to be here anymore I say we take it and then we go oh yeah I mean I'm all about stealing packages. I just don't think it's going to be here anymore, I say we take it and then we kind of... Oh, yeah. |
| 1:44.6 | I mean, I'm all about stealing packages. I just don't think it's going to be... I mean, they... The guy was so confident, too, that he walked into the office and just dropped it off. Like, didn't even say hi, anything. And I was like, okay, cool. And then it said somebody else's name on it. I open it up and it looks like Freon. |
| 2:02.0 | So check. |
| 2:03.0 | Well, I would try h and it looks like Freon. |
| 2:02.0 | So check. |
| 2:03.0 | I would try huffing some of it first. |
| 2:05.3 | I always do. |
| 2:06.4 | I sample it. |
| 2:07.2 | I'll take a little sniff, |
| 2:08.1 | a little taste. |
| 2:09.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:10.1 | Dab my finger around the rim, |
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