Fake News 484 - The Cartel War Has Begun
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Mexican drug cartels are in an all-out war in the streets of Mexico after a cartel leader was taken out, Gavin Newsom assures black people he's dumb just like them, 21-year-old Austin Tucker Martin was killed trying to get into Mar-A-Lago with a shotgun and a can of gas, and a second Epstein associate has been arrested in the United Kingdom.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. Sit back, relax, and have a fucking drink. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:25.4 | Fake news, everybody bringing you the realest, fakeest news from over the weekend, Anthony. |
| 0:34.3 | USA! |
| 0:35.3 | USA! |
| 0:38.2 | That's the only top story we need, baby! |
| 0:42.8 | Champions! Canada! Or Canada? |
| 0:47.4 | Canada can suck it, okay? Canada. Whatever, man. I don't really give a fuck. I've been partying since yesterday. God damn it. |
| 0:54.3 | I don't have hard a. F. Seltors running through my system to go for another week. I'm juiced up, |
| 1:00.1 | dude. I'm juiced off. About yesterday's victory over Canada. Let's fucking go. We're back, dude. |
| 1:08.4 | We're fucking back. America's back. |
| 1:10.9 | I think we should, Trump should |
| 1:14.7 | pass our sign an executive order that we don't |
| 1:17.9 | capitalize the sea in Canada anymore. I don't want to hear or see about it anymore. |
| 1:22.9 | I'm all good. I said what? Last week's show is like, cancel it. |
| 1:27.1 | I don't want anything involving Canada anymore. |
| 1:29.2 | They're not good for anything anymore. They're useless. Hockey was their last thing. Now they don't even have that. |
| 1:36.8 | Canada. Let's call it something different, dude. That's it. We're all done with it. I don't really give a shit about it. |
| 1:42.7 | Yeah. What else they're giving us? Maple syrup? I mean, maple trees grow in America, too. Yeah, so who cares? Who cares about that fucking shit old country, dude? God damn it. Like, Bob, what can we get in Canada that we can't get anywhere else? Is there one thing? Boy, that is a good question. It used to be hockey. |
| 2:01.4 | Well, because we have Alaska up there, so I was going to say polar bear meat, but, you know, I can get that from Alaska. Yeah, I get most of my polar bear meat from Alaska. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm really stumped, to be honest. Okay. I don't think we need that country anymore. And if you're Canada, you've been down bad for a while now. |
| 2:18.2 | And I've said on this show numerous times, I don't think we need that country anymore. And if you're Canada, you've been down bad for a while now. |
| 2:18.1 | And I've said on this show numerous times, I don't think we need them. |
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