Fake News 472 - The Vomit Beam
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
The U.S. military might have used a CRAZY sonic weapon on Maduro’s Venezuelan guards, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has been subpoenaed by the Trump Administration, and the truth is coming out about who possibly funded the No Kings protests.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:05.0 | Sit back, relax and have a fucking drink. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake news, everybody. |
| 0:27.9 | Bringing you the realest, fakeest news from over the weekends. |
| 0:33.5 | What a weekend it's been. |
| 0:35.6 | My God, I got a quick announcement here at the top of the show. |
| 0:40.1 | Shout out to Frank. LaBore down to our Florida boy down there. |
| 0:45.6 | Just booked us another live show. Friday, January 30th, 6 to 8 p.m. at the downtown food mart. |
| 0:55.0 | And this is in Tampa, Florida. |
| 0:57.6 | The address is 1955 West Cass C-A-S-S-S Street, Tampa, Florida, 33606. |
| 1:08.9 | Now, this is in regards to Gasparilla Fest. Bob, can you pull this up? Apparently, it's a gigantic |
| 1:15.3 | pirate festival with over a half a million people. What kind of pirates? In the streets, |
| 1:20.5 | boozing. Like butt pirate? All of it. Or Somali pirate? All of it, apparently. I'm not kidding. |
| 1:26.5 | Like, it's super out of control. Beads, Mardi Gras, all kinds of crazy shit going on. Doesn't matter. And they've asked us to dress up and cost them. I said, yes. Obviously, we... Oh, I'm not dressing up. Yeah, you have to. It's a pirate. I'm not doing that. Why? What is your your what is your fucking no funness with dressing up |
| 1:46.7 | for i'm a grown man you're nuts i am yeah you're nuts dressing up like a child you're a loser |
| 1:52.1 | i'll do it you're a loser just like the rest of i'll do it for the yeah we're all losers but i'm not |
| 1:55.9 | dressed up like a clown yeah i am i'll do it for the kids, but not for drunk assholes. No, I definitely. So apparently everybody does it. What does it mean? What is Gasparilla Fest? I know Wanda them are going. I talked to Wanda over the weekend. I think it's some type of pirate remembrance of some famous Gaspar, I think it is, or something like that. I think it's actually mythology. |
| 2:17.9 | Well, the Buccaneers play there, and their whole thing is the pirate ship and all that other shit. |
| 2:21.6 | Am I missing something about some huge pirate invasion, Bob? |
| 2:25.3 | Did you ever do that in Tampa? |
| 2:26.5 | It was just started in 1904 by local business leaders to make Tampa exciting. |
| 2:33.4 | Make Tampa great again? |
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