Fake News 467 - Jasmine Crockett Running For Senate
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Texas Democratic representative Jasmine Crockett has thrown her name into the Texas Democratic primary for the 2026 Senate race, Hamas hoarded baby formula in order to starve their own people and make Israel look bad, Elon Musk is fighting back against the European Union's censorship of X, the Democrats have won the Miami mayoral race for the first time since 1997, and it turns out we're still funding the Taliban.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:05.0 | Sit back, relax and have a fucking drink. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, welcome to drinking bros. |
| 0:26.4 | Fake news, everybody. |
| 0:28.7 | Bringing you the realest, fakes news of the week. |
| 0:32.3 | Real news to start the show. |
| 0:34.9 | Next week's Christmas show. |
| 0:37.0 | This is an emergency, all right? |
| 0:39.8 | We'll be at the studio Friday nights, December 19th, 6 p.m. |
| 0:46.1 | You're going to have a nice fire out back, three acres of parking, all that other stuff here at the studio. |
| 0:51.7 | Why? |
| 0:52.9 | Well, kids, the highway is inching closer and closer to us. |
| 0:57.7 | We are, what, 500 feet away, I think the sign says in front of our front door from the construction. |
| 1:03.6 | And about 600 feet away from a nice exit sign, which looks hilarious. |
| 1:09.3 | So we don't know if we're ever going to have another Christmas bash here again. |
| 1:15.3 | We might as well go out hard. |
| 1:17.6 | So fuck it. |
| 1:18.9 | Bring anybody you want to, black out in your cars if you want to, plenty of parking, all that other stuff. |
| 1:24.4 | We'll do it out back behind the drinking bro's building. |
| 1:26.9 | Wear a coat because it'll probably be cold. |
| 1:45.3 | Probably, but we've got a fire, though. We're going to have a nice Christmas fire. And don't go end the fire. Fire is for external use only. Ah, what if somebody wants to go full Buffalo bills on a table? If you're going to go through a table, that's on you. We will, this is your recognition. If you show up to this, you are agreeing to this indemnification of Tetherball Academy Media, myself personally and Ross as well. You can sue Bob |
| 1:52.3 | and Byron. We don't give a fuck about those guys. You can see them. That's fair. Yeah. |
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