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They say never go full retard, and we did start the show.

I'll tell you this.

If you're on Patreon, you got to watch that video?

Fuck, dude, I'm emotional. You got to be careful. You can't let them get a running start like that. They're like the juggernaut. What's they get moving? You can't stop them. Did you see his arms pumping, dude? Yeah. That dude will fucking flip a tank right over. Because here's what happened. And there's a few of you guys who, bitch,

be like, hey, then, why is their commercials?

Is the only thing that we own of 90 seconds, can flip a tank right over. Because here's what happened. There's a few of you guys who bitch, be like, hey, man, why is their commercials this?

Is the only thing that we own of 90 seconds of we don't own this, obviously. We'll see if they fucking rip it down off of Patreon. We don't care. But, yeah, we don't care. We'll upload it later. But we asked to make some videos. So for Ross Patchman Revolution, I was like, just sending your videos, we'll just put those up for 90 seconds.

I don't really give a shit.

We need people to give them time to check the email and then open it up. make some videos. So for Ross Patchment Revolution, I was like, just sending your videos, we'll just put those up for 90 seconds.

I don't really give a shit.

We need people to give them time to check the email and then open it up.

And I go, man, why not just show the last 90 seconds of standing outside the fire where

corky the retard from life goes on, just runs across the finish line with his dad and his

mom and Garth Brooks standing in the fucking fire and the goddamn bleachers. And that's a beautiful way to start a Monday. I guess the only weird part about is the fact that he had his name legally changed to Corkie the Retar. Yeah. That's not his driver's license. I don't know why you would even bother. it's very obvious like as far as identification

goes if you go up to tsa and you go i'm sorry i'm corky other retard oh yeah we got it cork

no we know who you are cork dog we figured that one out when you were walking up here and looking

the fucking door handles yeah uh but he's look guys he's still alive lives a very happy life

in delco pennsylvania that's true very happy life in Delco, Pennsylvania.

That's true.

He lives in Delco right now.

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