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Dr. Tray.

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Anthony, happy Columbus Day.

Yeah, I'm glad we're celebrating winners again and not fucking losers.

Oh, indigenous people.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

I mean, you can, I'll tell you, you're, you only deserve to keep what you can defend with your labor, your wealth, or with literal violence. Everything else, I don't want to fucking hear it, dude. Yeah. Tired of talking about losers. Yeah. We're here to talk about winners today. I did not know that my kids would have the day off of school today. As a child, I did not get Columbus Day off day off did you uh yeah yeah i did not man we usually

made macaroni hats not a fucking paper and paper mache and all that other stuff and you know we did

the whole thing then we sailed the ocean blue and we did it and then obviously if you were slightly

discolored what would make you dress up like an ind. Discolored is probably not the right way to say that. How would you say? Any other way than that. Just colored, maybe. I guess so. But no, we never had this holiday off. And I don't like we had Veterans Day off either, by the way.

I didn't have Veterans Day off or Columbus Day.

Yeah, I didn't know.

It was just like the, I feel like there's tiers of federal holidays where like everyone gets it off and then some people get it off.

Right.

Like Juneteenth, people are getting that off, right?

Well, I let me, let me, I get off off on June teens, yes, a number of times usually.

But we work and, yes, I was, I was unaware and my wife was like, oh, hey, the kids don't in school.

I was like, huh?

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