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Danany, what a weekend it was in Penn State. Shout out to Ron Zimitt. She'll be my Dringerbrough of the week. I'm going to say him at the top of the show here because, man, that was awesome. Thank you and your family for having us. It was awesome. Shit, two, 300 people rolled through there throughout the whole day. We partied for, God, seven hours, I think, before that game started. Absolute blasts across the board. Thanks, Ron. Yeah, he's awesome. Ron. It's Zimich. But he told me, you got it, you didn't even get it right that time. He said Zimich. Zmich. It's all one, just one syllable. I don't think it is.

But we're never going to call on that.

I'm not going to call Ron Zimich forever.

I don't care.

Yeah.

Kind of like Rogel.

Yeah. Rogel Hamilton, dude. It was a day one homie too. Speaking of, um, where is this? Oh, here we go. Speaking of people that are black, or at least partly, you guys will all be happy to know that JJ's still alive.

Really?

High and Angry, we saw him at the Pittsburgh Airport.

Oh, yes, yes, he is still alive.

I only know him as high and angry.

Yeah, I don't know if any of you guys have seen him in a while, but we ran it. It's so funny, we were walking to get our bags at the Pittsburgh airport because we flew in there and then drove up to State College. And I just heard somebody yelling my name from across the way and look over there, and he's got his hair short now, so I didn't recognize him at first. And he's lost like, yeah, he looks good. 70 pounds, he looks good. I didn't weigh him. I should have. But yeah, he's... I didn't recognize him at first. I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah, he looks good. 70 pounds? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't weigh him. I should have. But yeah, he's... I didn't recognize him. He looks great, having a good time. We're going to link up with him. Yeah, so he's alive and well, man. He was carrying a Bible with him. Man, I did not let it let up on him with that. and it was pretty funny. And then Bob, today would be the day to play that

the ditty fucking

bad bunny bits,

you know, after being named as the Super Bowl. I guess it pays, man. You have sex with

Diddy and yeah, he really does make a career for you. Yeah, it does. It's good for him.

This would have definitely been the day for it. I'm loading up on the liquid IV here. My God, man. We went hard this weekend. I mean, really hard. Those tall boys, holy shit. 19.2 ounce Penn State cans. Jesus Christ, Bob. Bob, what has happened over here? The wheels keep falling off his chair. The wheels fall off the chair. His mic isn't here. It's a whole process. Our pets are falling off. I love it because didn't a listener send you that chair? And we said it was probably going to be a setup like an elaborate ruse for a long time. And then one day your chair would just fall over. It's about two years to get there. There you go. Thank you. It's the long game. It's the long game, dude. That's what the fucking Muslims do.

Yeah, that's why I always play the long game. Yeah. I always just wear an S-vest.

Yeah, you have to. You have to. All right, kids. Back on Patreon. Thank God, dude. YouTube. What a fucking shit show that is.

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