Live from our studios in Austin, Texas. This is Drinkin Bro's Fate News. With Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with the Trapp.

Papa G.

With the Trau. How do you feel?

Field reporter Hot Bob.

And Delco Dan with Sports.

Welcome to Fake News.

Yeah, welcome to drinking bros. Fake news everybody bringing you the realist

fake news of the week. We'll start off with some real news here at the top.

I got about four more days left, Bob, on WeFunder.com slash Hard A.F.seltzer.

Pull it up for me Bobby internet's being pretty sweet

Oh God damn it man God damn look at you Bob Not even started the show yet you fuck it all up! You mocked it up you made it dirty

Maybe we crashed the site. No, we it's not loading who knows we founder dot com slash hard a f seltzer you can own a part of the company right now right now right now we're offering an extra half a point before Monday there.

So if you sign up before Monday, Monday it goes live to the world and then anybody can invest

in the company at that point and you're gonna get a bunch of Silicon

Valley Dix and all that other stuff which we love I just don't know them in real life

so but this will allow us to open up in states faster quicker and all that other stuff.

We've already talked to Oregon.

Illinois is coming out in the fall.

Michigan is coming out in the fall, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana.

We've been chatting with and was on the phone with the lawyer this morning get a contract out

because the money as the money comes in we're gonna open it up to everyone

and if you're if you're in the the Columbus Georgia area and you want to chat with us about it tomorrow

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