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🗓️ 2 April 2024
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Israel assassinated a top Iranian general, GOP Speaker of the House Mike Johnson now wants to fund Ukraine, singer Lizzo has decided to quit music because people are mean to her on social media, and TRILLIONS of cicadas are about to descend on the United States.
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0:00.0 | Live from our studios in Austin, Texas. This is Drinkin Bro's Fake News. |
0:08.6 | With Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, |
0:17.5 | Papa G with the trap. How you feel? |
0:25.0 | feel? |
0:26.0 | Not good. |
0:28.0 | Field reporter Hotball. |
0:30.0 | And Delco Dan with Sports. |
0:38.0 | Welcome to Fake News. |
0:40.0 | Yeah! Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake News everybody bringing you the realist. Fake news |
0:51.4 | from over the weekends. |
0:54.5 | We got some real news at the top of this though. |
0:56.6 | This is no April Fool's day joke. |
0:59.4 | Hardy F. Selzer turned two years old today. Let's get some applause. Thank you to everybody out there who's |
1:06.1 | been buying it. Greatly appreciate all the support and the pictures, antagonists and all that other stuff. It really fucking helps. the Mills here at the top. We're in over 60 HEBs. The new ones are in Austin right next to UT's |
1:26.8 | campus. So right down there on campus there, Tech Ridge, Round Rock, Georgetown, and Spring, also its Lone Star Liquor in Odessa and |
1:38.1 | the Stock Tank in Odessa, haven't been there there but I love it and shit man we're doing it we're |
1:46.5 | fucking doing it dude you know trying to at least every day's a goddamn battle here |
1:51.8 | D Anthony but two years old almost died right before this I didn't even |
1:55.8 | know until we were doing sports earlier that Bob was testing out fucking shelters before |
2:00.6 | uh... went out to market yeah Yeah, I had no idea. |
2:05.4 | That's really funny. |
2:06.4 | So they sent the samples. |
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