Fake News 291 - Biden's State Of The Union

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Joe Biden will attempt to stay upright and not die while delivering his State of the Union address tonight, apparently scientists are anticipating that the upcoming eclipse will make animals super horny, San Francisco is completely reversing course on its (complete lack of) drug laws, and the Biden administration is trafficking illegal immigrants throughout the country.

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0:00.0	Live from our studios in Austin, Texas. This is Drinkin Bro's Fate News.
0:08.7	With Ross Patterson.
0:15.0	Dan Holloway.
0:25.0	Papa G with the travel. How you feel? feel.
0:26.0	Good, yeah.
0:28.0	Field reporter Hotball.
0:30.0	And Delco Dan with Sports.
0:35.0	Welcome to Fake News.
0:40.0	Yeah! Yeah, welcome to drinking bros. Fake news everybody bringing you the realist. Fake news of the week. Do not adjust your TV and or handheld device these these
0:57.1	shirts we're wearing are loud. Man I'm looking at these in the monitor they're bright dude. We're spring breaking today
1:04.7	Spring break starts tomorrow here in Texas. All the schools are out tomorrow at noon. Is that right? Yep
1:11.0	sending off the kids to California,
1:14.2	to see Gampi and Gammy out there,
1:16.0	and they're gonna go to Disney World, or Land.
1:18.8	Land, yeah, it's land in California.
1:20.5	Ah, who cares?
1:22.4	But I'll be here with you. Papa Bear will be here. I get a Borg on the show today. We're talking about that and Ross Patterson Revolution. Mine's called the Borg identity. Do you know what a Borg is d'Antony?
1:33.0	A cyborg.
1:34.0	Close.
1:35.0	No, it's not close. That's what it is.
1:37.0	It stands for a blackout rage gallon here.
1:41.0	I mixed liquid IV in it to get a little electrolytes. That's what was
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